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George Bush and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening

when a pig ran in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The pig was killed. The

President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the

owners what happened.

About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes

in total disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in hand, a cigar in

the other and smiling happily.

"What happened?" asked the President.

"Well" the driver replied, "the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me

the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked the President.

The driver replied: "I'm George Bush's driver, and I just killed the pig".

"The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive and unrealistic"

(John Fitzgerald Kennedy)

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile!"

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